The Life of the Party...

Loads and Loads of fun!

Thats what the Fonterra party turned out to be. It was billed to start at 7:30pm but my flatmates and I, together with 2 other colleagues arrived there at about 9pm. To a fully packed house! And I was sufficiently dressed up enough to get a loud cheering and sustained applause as soon I stepped into the hall! Talk about a grand entrance!

Red Jacket a la "Thriller"; Gangster Hat a la "Smooth Criminal"; Skin tight leather pants a la 'Bad' and; White gloves a la live stage performances and I was looking the part! (Minus the lightened skin of course but hey! This was MJ from the eighties right?!)

Unfourtunately they had played "Thriller" already and the damn DJ didnt play it again despite repeated requests. So the 3 hours i spent watching the Thriller video over and over again learning the moves just went to waste!!!
He did play "Beat it" and i can only say I have a much better appreciation of entertainers now! It is frigging hard work!!! I was positively exhausted after dancing all alone in the middle of the crowd for the duration of the song!

I had half drunk ladies coming to rub their hands over my skin tight leather pants and there was this particular lady who kept telling me (and everyone else) how hot I looked and blowing me kisses all night! I DID NOT catch her name never mind her number. Bugger!

And to crown it all, I got the award for "Best Dance Moves". Award which turned out to be a 50 dollar gift certificate for a fancy restaurant in central Auckland. Since the costume cost me 59 dollars to rent... I guess I still made a loss!

But here are some of the pictures to prove what a wonderful night it was. I am currently uploading a whole bunch of others on Flickr. So check my flickr badge to the right in a couple of hours or something...




So Here is the great Michael Jackson rehearsing his dance moves before going to the Fonterra Xmas Party... notice the subtle twist of the legs? That is the true mark of a dancing genius






















And there he is living it up in the middle of the dance floor. His adoring fans loving every single electric move...






















This fan asked for a personal photograph with our star and he was his ever obliging self...





















But then she tried to steal a kiss! Much to the chagrin of our adorable Star!!!







CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!



Manchester United host MY club in a few hours in what the media has billed the most important game Manure will play this season. Its also a huge game for us in Chelsea as if we win we go level on points with the Red Devils. If we lose, a six point gap opens up between us. But with more than 20 games still to play and the league not yet halfway through it wouldnt be the end of the world if we did lose! We have played Barcelona already in the Champions League this season and came away with a win and a draw from that.

Having said that, I fully expect Chelsea to win this game and shatter United's self belief and conviction. I made sure I took a nap this afternoon as the game is at 4:55am NZT. I just wish Sanni Muhammed was here to watch the game with me. Or even Segun Sangowawa who is a newly converted Manure fan too. He's always been a wanker anyway! These are two of my good friends from Nigeria.

Rob I know is a Manure fan as well. Ah well... he's a great guy in every other respect. Hehe

Going as Michael Jackson...

Can anyone spot the difference in the pictures above?

Okay Okay... Michael Jackson's transformation over the years must be one of the most documented ones in the history of showbiz. Physical transformation that is! In looking for pictures for this post, I found some pretty amazing before and after pictures of the one time King of Pop!

But being a die-hard Jackson fan (the weird one, not the Middle Earth one!) I couldnt publish those horrible pictures on my blog. And they were pretty horrible. Brought to mind that old joke, "Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to become a rich white woman"

But having said all this, whats all the hullabaloo with MJ all of a sudden?

Well... tomorrow is the company Christmas party in Fonterra and the theme is "Miami Vice - '80s version" or something like that. You are supposed to dress up like characters from the original Miami Vice series or just as someone from the 80s. So I am going as MJ as seen in the Thriller video.

The problem is that every SINGLE person I told I was going as MJ said, "you are not white enough; You will need some foundation; You are going as Michael Jackson while he was still with the Jackson 5???" or some other such comment to drive home the fact that a black man cannot honestly go as Michael Jackson to a costume party! Anymore than my white, 5 foot, mid thirtyish something female boss can go as Will Smith!

I am picking up a red jacket and pants a la Thriller from the costume shop and I had better print a sign and paste it on my back that says, "...MJ from the '80s".

Pictures to follow of course


U2 in New Zealand

I shook Bono's hand today.

Okay I didnt. But I could have.
U2 are in New Zealand for concert and they are staying in the Hyatt Hotel which is right opposite the Fonterra Building. And which incidentally is where i go to gym. Going to work this morning, there was a small crowd gathered at the entrance of the hotel waiting to catch a glimpse of the band. I thought about going for an impromptu gym session right there and then, but figured that Bono and co. would more likely be in the bar.. or more realistically have the bar brought up to their suite!!!

Right about now, Bono and the rest of his band are thrilling thousands of kiwis while I am stuck here still nursing the after-effects of my lung infection and flu. Well... they are playing tomorrow night again but tickets sold out months ago and besides I am off to my party!

I wont miss my Saturday morning workout at the Hyatt. You never know!!!

Where's that Tequila Bottle...?

It's going to be a long month...

I am broke.

How in blazes did it happen?

I have been indoors for the last 6 days nursing my flu and swollen/infected air bags and of course I am running out of groceries.

I start back at work tomorrow Wednesday anyway so I go online to check how much of my paycheck I have left over from last payday. Maybe I can go to Foodtown tomorrow morning and do some shopping before I start my shift in the afternoon.

Damn account looks like it took a hit from one of those smart bombs the US Army used to such deadly effect to flush out Al-Qeada operatives from the caves of Afghanistan in 2002!!!

Friends, I get paid on the 15th of the month; not the end! So you can understand my cause for concern! After making sure I wasnt the victim of some internet fraud (i would have sued Norton and the whole Symantec company), i finally realized how many bills I paid this month!

Biggest chunk of course is house rent which usually takes about under a quarter of my whole salary. I say "usually" because this month it took more! We pay weekly rent and i usually just transfer 4 weeks worth to my flatmate who makes the payment. But November has 5 weeks in it so...

Phone, Electricity, Sky TV; these I share with my flatmates but still! We have managed to bring down electricity costs every month which is fantastic and with summer here already... it should only get lower. I Hope. We dont use the clothes dryer anymore which is good right?

New Computer - Yep! I am still paying for my snazzy new computer. I bought it on a hire-rental pay every month basis kinda thing. Have 4 more payments to make i think. Sheesh!!!

Debt - even the USA is in debt, dont laugh. I made yet another payment to my legion of debtors. Been paying one off every month since I got here. And there is one that I might have been taking for granted a bit. If you are reading this, you know yourself. We will have a conversation about this ASAP!

And of course, this illness of mine hasnt exactly been free. It comes cheap at the price but I really must get medical insurance. If I had invested in medical insurance at the beginning. I would have been able to claim this back now. The Irony now is that i will get cover for a year and not sneeze for the entire year!!!

But what I am complaining about????

I worked for one year without pay on the Nigerian MC, honed my money management skills at the feet of Maria "Gotzamani" Johansson in Stockholm, frankly now that I think about it... I just wont be able to afford to go out at the weekends!!! So what?! I will host a party at my nice apartment instead!

Where is that tequila bottle and the salt shaker?!

When Life Throws You Lemons...

"When Life throws you lemons... get some salt and tequila and call me over.."

What happened to the ol "...make some lemonade" part? hehehehehehehehehe. I got the above twist to the Life n Lemon saying from Rina Macharia who I spent an absolutely wonderful 3 hours chatting with yesterday. Up until 2am NZ time.

It was actually quite an interesting chat. Both in content and manner.
Content - We spoke about love, life, sex and future dreams. Pretty intense conversation wouldnt you say?
And Manner - it was normal MSN typing at first, then she called me up on Skype. But since I didnt have a microphone, she did all the talking while i typed my responses on MSN!!! Very very funny. Thank you very much Rina for cheering me up and being with me at quite the low period!

And where have I been all this while? Been in training for the last 4 weeks at work. Induction training I should have attended when I started my traineeship but which I (and the remaining 3 interns) missed in July.

And oh! I also managed to fall sick with the flu and get a lung infection.

Been such a long while since I was this sick and in this much pain. It all started last week Monday when I woke up and felt like I had been mugged in my sleep. My ribs hurt, My left hamstring tweaked with pain when I stretched it and my right wrist felt like I had slept on it and sprained it. "After-effects from the intense session at the gym on Sunday", I thought to myself. Nothing to worry about.

But then a slight fever and a scratchy throat on Tuesday night let me know I had caught the flu. I left work slighty earlier than usual on Wednesday as we had a field trip to one of the Fonterra factories and pack-plants on Thursday and I had been really looking forward to the trip.

I am glad I made it for the trip on Thursday but maybe if I hadnt, it wouldnt have been this bad. High fever on Thursday night and in the middle of the night, breathing while lying down suddenly became intensely painful!!! I called in sick in the morning and spent the whole day trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with me. Friday night was absolutely horrible. Every breath caused me pain and it was with an effort that I stopped from crying out in pain (ok... maybe I did a few times...) A trip to the General Hospital on Saturday and I was advised to go to a WhiteCross Hospital Clinic where I would get the same consultation for cheaper. (It really sucks not to be accessible to free treatment with my work visa even though I am here for 18 months! Myabe this will spur me to get some damn health insurance at least)

I was diagnosed with plurithic inflammation of the lungs due to a bacterial infection and given some pills to reduce the inflammation and pain. Thank God for the miracles of modern science! I was supposed to go back and take an X-ray if the pain hadnt reduced by today but thank goodness it did.

Do you know you need a good deep breath to cough, laugh and sneeze. These 3 simple actions were denied to me while my lungs were inflamed and hurting like hell!!! Now I am taking a whole bunch of pills and hoping the infection is not a viral one and that i have been able to stave off pneumonia.

Some highlights of the past 3 weeks...

Hosted a party in our apartment for cute little Ana from Ecuador. She made all the food and brought all her friends and it turned into quite the event. We ended up dancing AIESEC songs and singing really badly at the top of our voices. And a group of us headed out to the town where burned up a couple of dance floors. Well... at least I DID!

Induction training. has been a real slog for me. I have been spoiled by all the bright lights and awesome presentations and speakers in AIESEC. While some of the courses I am attending have been really lively with discussions, questions and debates, some have been downright boring and I ashamed to admit that I was able to follow a Chelsea game online on the training computers we have in front of us which were connected to the internet.
It didnt help that a lot of what was being said, i had managed to pick up while working on the floor already.

My team (Middle East & Africa) had a Friday night out and consensus was that we should definitely try and do it more often. I had the most interesting conversation with my manager about... well... a whole variety of topics. Nothing like a couple (or 4) vodka martinis to break the ice between you and your boss! I ended up with 2 other colleagues at a very classy wine restaurant where I met this most passionate Chinese woman. She loves classical music and we spoke about living and growing up in communist China. Having lived in NZ for 10 years, it was quite amazing to hear some of her views on capitalism and all.

Induction Training Field Trip. Since this was my second trip to a Fonterra factory and pack plant. The main Highlight for me on this trip I have to admit was the bus ride back from the factory site.
We drove about an hour and a half to Hamilton to the Fonterra Te Rapa Powder Factory and my colleagues had tried to get me to entertain them on the trip there. I largely ignored them as I was still trying to get enough energy to get through the day.
On the trip back however, I was sufficiently psyched up enough to sing, tell jokes and entertain to everyone's delight on the bus. There were 12 of us on the bus and it was quite a varied bunch. Uruguay, India, South Africa, Argentina, Colombia, Kiwi, Malaysia, Japan... might as well have been an AIESEC after conference study tour!

I taught them how to play "Bitches Bitches" and there were various other games as well. Some of them quite flowery and boy-scoutly (I went to the shop and bought...) and others that had "pussy" as the main theme! Women outnumbered the boys on the bus ladies and gentlemen! We all agreed that we had to get together again as a group and re-play some of the games. But this time with lots and lots of alchohol!!!

So I am stuck at home for the next couple of days. Resting, taking pills and getting lots of fluids. Doctor's orders! I am already complety bored. And I should probably call work and speak to my supervisor at work who is covering for me while I am away. Just in case there are any issues.

I hope everyone is healthy and taking some tequila shots with the occassional lemons thrown at you by Life.

PS
I might take a trip to Thailand after the New Year

The "Yavert" and I

Emma Gavert.

Her last name is actually spelt with the Swedish "a" which has two dots on the top. And it is pronounced "Yah Vert" ... I don't have a Swedish keyboard (anymore) and this is very important that you know how to pronounce her last name properly!

Because you see, most of you reading this will not have had the pleasure and privilege of knowing Emma like I do. So the least I can do for you all is to teach you how to pronounce her name properly!

This post has been a long while in coming. There has been a lot of opportunity for me to reflect on my time in Sweden and the people who have become integral parts of my life from that experience.

Friend. Sister. Boss. Colleague. Major pain in the ass. Leader of the team in more ways than one. Constant source of inspiration and irritation. (in equal parts)

Emma was the National President of AIESEC in Sverige in the "...Year of balance and pure excellence". The year of the Diamonds. Together with Maria Klockar Johansson and Amit Desai, we four constituted the National Executive Board of AIESEC in Sweden 2005/2006.



What a kick-ass picture! Of a KICKASS TEAM!!!


She might not know this or maybe not REALLY comprehend the significance, but Emma changed my life when she selected me to be her teammate in Sweden. I was coming off the back of not being selected for a second term in AIESEC Nigeria, had applications to a couple of other AIESEC countries turned down when Emma called me in early 2005 and told me I would be joining her in Stockholm.

One of the most opioniated persons I know, Emma is an individual that wears her heart on her sleeve. Typically Swedish and yet seeming to break all stereotypes, this blonde beauty does not hesitate to write off anyone who does not meet up to her extremely high standards but is ALWAYS willing to give people a second and even a third chance! (You would probably be dead already by her hand if you are asking for a fourth chance!)

A hard taskmaster... Emma would never expect something from someone that she wouldnt be able to do herself. If Emma asked for a goddamn breakdown of meetings attended by the Sales people in the local committees over a 6 month period, week by freaking week... You know she would be willing to prepare such detailed data herself without batting an eyelid.

Her grasp of complex issues and a well thought out plan to constantly inspire and make her teammates innovate was one of her key leadership skills. She had an opinion on everything and yet... if she hadnt made up her mind about an issue, she would be quiet and gather more information before making a statement. And if she didnt know. She told you straight out!

And yet there was a playful side to Emma as well.

Getting drunk in Handelshogskolan (forgive the lack of Swedish letters guys!) and getting wheeled down Odengatan in a shopping cart by Maria...

Pulling funny faces at team meetings in the middle of AIESEC Experience discussions...






Always ready to ensure delegates at the conferences we ran, went away with amazing memories from the parties... and being the life of the party...






Getting us all to do the craziest things on board the cruise to Helsinki... (i just had to share this picture Emma... the more scandalous ones are locked away! I promise!!!)




Emma, thank you for an amazing year of my life... You are definitely one of those who has contributed to where I am today.

Mentally - for the amazing experience of driving positive leadership in AIESEC Sverige
Physically - for trying all year to get me to exercise some more... (I do now)
Geographically - For the glowing recommendation you gave me in the 1 hour phone-call with Fonterra
Emotionally - for teaching me how to better appreciate those you love through your loving devotion to Karol, your parents and brothers and sister

I love you very much Emma. Not all MC teams can say it but I have been very lucky in making friends that can call on me anytime, anywhere in the world. And I will answer.








XXX

I coulda been scoring goals in Chelsea

I just thought I should share this action photo of the football play we had in the park after action paintball the other weekend.

If you know your football, you will see the natural grace and athleticsm in the tackle I am about to inflict on one of the AIESEC Auckland members...

I swear if my dear mother hadnt insisted on a University degree, I could have been right alongside Didier Drogba scoring over 20 goals a season.
There would have been no need for Sheva to come to Stamford Bridge and I would probably have 2 world cups, a champions league and 2 Premiership titles under my belt already!!!

hehehehehehehe. Who am I Kidding?!!

You can check out AIESEC Auckland's blog for their take on our fun-filled weekend

Finally... A Computer of My own

They came in boxes...























The Work station had to be put together first... (No IKEA but a lot of DIY stuff still available)...






I have to say, it doesnt come naturally to put stuff together but I look good holding a hammer and the instructions... I think






And Voila! My new workstation complete with the work and station is ready!




BOY AM I GLAD OR WHAT?! So this is where regular updates will be typed and sent out to the blogosphere. More on why I chose a desktop later.

A party, a pub-crawl and paintball...

Its one thing to to be with your mates/friends/people generally in your age range and have the lot of you acting like you were 10 years younger. Actually I would go so far as to say there is nothing more rewarding and satisfying to relive tension and have a good time.

But when you are in your mid to late twenties (still not that old I know...) and you are in a group where the average age is 17-18, you will still find it hard going quite a bit.

Which is the position I found myself on Friday last week at my AIESEC buddy's party. Oh, dont get me wrong, i mixed it up like mad and had a good conversation with one girl in particular. (it helped that she was drop-dead gorgeous... even if she wont return my calls now...:) But when they started doing body shots with whipped cream and tequila shots... i felt so out of place. I was invited to 'body-shot' off a nice looking 19 year old but gracefully declined with a smile on my face. Ah Well... Twas a good coming-of-age party and Yifan the birthday girl in question had a smashing time... (key word here is 'Smashing(ed)

Mialy and I were together and we met up with James Rowland one of the AIESECers who was on a pub crawl with a bunch of his non-AIESEC friends. They were half-way through when we met up with them so we crawled through 5 or 6 pubs before heading home. It helped that James and his friends were Beer Conneissours (is that how it is spelled?) and so were able to give us the history, reputation and pedigree of the beer on sale. Pretty frigging amazing! Who would have guesses that the ordinary looking vintage ale I had had inspired a great work of art!!!

Ended up dancing at the viaduct, a really snazzy complex on the waterfront with quite a few bars and clubs there. Got dancing with this seemingly young Asian woman but when i went out for air and got a blast of cold icy wind to clear my head, she looked all her 40 years (at least!) heheheheheheheheh

But the highlight of the whole weekend was the Action Paint ball.




It is going to be a long hard road to get rid of war and violence in this world of ours. As if it is not enough that there are such divisive factors as religion, ethnicity and pure power plays, some will also instigate it for profit but a whole lot of people will just want to go to war for the sheer adrenaline rush!!!

We were dressed in long overalls and had protective helmets to protect our eyes from the water-based paint balls which travel about 250 feet a second! According to the staff there, one of those balls hits your eyes and your eye-balls will definitely be on the losing side. Say bye-bye eye-ball!

There were 18 people in total in our group and we split up into 2 groups along the lines of ICX and OGX. We got suited up in the overalls and protective helmets, got the safety run through by our designated 'referee' who was going to take us through each of the 'games'.

A few minutes on the target range and we were ready!The guns are specially constructed with gas cylinders attached which turns the paint-balls (which are about half the size of a ping-pong ball) into such deadly projectiles.

We played five different 'games' which all had to do with variations of either capturing a main flag and planting it in the opposing team's base or planting your own flag on a hill and defending for a certain time period.

Pic below is me striding confidently to the OGX team base to wipe the flag in their faces after we had eliminated all of them...















In one or two of the games, we had recurring lives which meant when you got tagged (have a paintball explode on some part of your body leaving a large splotch), you had to scream "TAG" and rush to your base get cleaned up and rush back into the fray. In the particular game above, we had only one life each so when you got tagged, you went to your base and stayed there!

Needless to say, my team (ICX) won four out of the five games.

Did I mention how painful it was to have those paintballs explode on ANY part of your body? Some really nasty bruises were sustained and we could all see how one could lose an eye in the game! Quite a number of the girls vowed never to play again! (and I am sure some of the guys as well, albeit quietly!)

In the picture below, i am under heavy fire and have the popping of the air guns flying over my head! You have to experience the adrenaline rush to understand what I am on about!

A sucker for "BlogThings..."

I am such a sucker for these "BlogThings". Especially when they are this flattering

(I am living and have been living my dreams for quite a while now so I dont mind paragraph two quite as much)

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

And check out this one... At least now I am convinced they cheat on these things. They probably just looked at where I was using the internet from and pronto...

You Belong in New Zealand

Good on ya, mate You're the best looking one of the bunch Though you're often forgotten... You're quite proud of who you are

What English Speaking Country Are You?

And to wrap it all up... I am red, cute, furry and good to hug...

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

So go on then... if you haven't ever visited it before go to Blogthings and waste the entire morning! (I am wasting the tail end of working Friday!)

A weekend to look forward to...

Interesting weekend lined up

First tomorrow evening my AIESEC buddy Yifan is celebrating her 21st birthday. She's from Malaysia and has a Korean boyfriend so lots of pretty Asian girls certain to be there. Hoohah!

Then same Friday evening, there is a "Pub Crawl" on the books. What back home in Lagos, we used to call, "Club Hopping"! Organized by James Rowland one of the AIESEC people, I am looking forward to it. Last time I was out with James, I kinda 'got lucky'. Lets see this time....

Saturday, AIESEC Auckland have a paintball session lined up. This is where we all dress up in protective clothing and helmets, get a paintball gun, load it up with paint-balls and we attempt to splat as many opponents as we can! Heard a lot about this, cant wait to try it out. There is also some soccer and fish n chips planned. Havent been as involved in the LC as I would have liked, so glad for this opportunity to mix up with the LC members.

And then on Sunday, we have been invited to a picnic at the foot of a volcano (same one I slid down into the crater see post here) by a former MCP of AIESEC in NZ, Jessica.

And oh yeah... tomorrow is payday! I get my own computer over this weekend or early next weekend at the very least! Yeehah!

TGIF! (Well it is tomorrow)

Dripping, Soaking, Sogging Wet...

I got caught in the rain today!

What a glorious, wonderful, fantastic feeling! I had almost forgotten what it felt like to have the rain beating down on you, heavy enough that it obscures your vision (and if you wear glasses, they get steamed up); have every single item of clothing on you soaked through right down to your underwear and your socks and shoes. The clothes stick to your skin and your shoes squelch.
You feel like every care and sorrow is being washed away and in its place is a sense of renewal, well-being and content. I have always loved the scene in the movie Shawshank Redemption (pic above) where Tim Robbins makes it out of the prison and raises his arm to the heavens.

Little children who are said to be nearer to all things elemental, instinctively recognize this fact and absolutely delight in running around in the rain laughing, screaming and trying to make the biggest splashes in the rapidly forming puddles. At least until the grown-ups break up the party! Anyone do that in their childhood? I find a lot of parents these days are too scared of common little things like colds!

So if you ever feel down and a bit in the dumps, try looking for a good tropical torrential downpour (okay... a temprate one will do as well) and go out into it fully clothed. Walk around, take your time and get deliciously soaked!

PS
And when you are done, get out of the clothes, rub yourself down briskly with a nice big fluffy towel and get into dry clothes. Or you might catch your death of cold!

A body like Usher's

No I do not have a crush on Usher.

I HAVE always wished though that I had the kind of body he has! Not the fat one I have now... well... at least not fat but i could do without the beer gut I have now :)

Anyway I joined a gym the other day and its a really fancy place (as well it should be as Fonterra is picking up half the bill) and i got a complimentary session with a personal trainer who took my blood pressure, measured the fat content of my entire body and set long and short term goals.

Short term goals were pretty straight forward. Get off your ass and increase your metabolism. And when he asked me what my long term goals were... well I told him i wanted a body like Usher Raymond!

He seemed to find this very funny and he started introducing me to everyone as Usher! I didnt know if i should be offended or...

Anyway I am going to show him up and work at it until I get a six-pack!!! And "work" is the right term too! Boy, is it a lot of work to look like Usher or what? It encompasses everything! Lifestyle, nutrition, diet hanging around positive people... the works!

Now after 2 hardcore sessions, I cant lift my arms! And i keep staggering in the middle of the road as my thighs are so sore! Jose (the personal trainer) assures me its normal and its only my muscles tearing. Thats how you build muscle by the way... you tear them and they heal and become bigger. Jose smugly tells me if i get through the next 6 weeks without running away (or dying) maybe he will put me on Usher's kind of training regime in 6 months!

What a git!

So I am looking for a poster of Usher Raymond to put on my bedroom wall to motivate me (and I have asked Jose if i could have HIS picture so i can throw darts at it every morning before i do my crunches!)

So lets see if I will be able to put a half naked picture of myself on my blog in...(Boo Hoo!) 6-9 months!

//eL

Who Are Those Responsible for Where You Are?

I got an email from Amit the other day and he was telling about the pre-meeting they had with the Chair of International Congress 2006.

He asked them a very intriguing question, "Who are the people responsible for your being here today?" 'Here' being current position and stage in life. It got me thinking...

...and then on Erica Cleofe's blog, she had posts about certain individuals and had all these quirky ancedotes and stories to tell each person's tale.

A lot of blogs these days seem to rant on about the individual in question. But combine the question i got from Amit... and Erica's posts, i think i am on to something here. I have started going through my picture gallery, sitting down in reflection and trying to decide who are those individuals who have made me who I am today? And not neccesarily those who have made me grow as a person but those who have touched my life with their particular brand of magic in the last... 3-5 years?

So I will copy Erica's idea... reflect on Amit's question and try to profile some individuals who have had an impact on my life... and maybe not so much impact but touched me in some other ways!

This is pretty exciting!

By the way... the picture above is the tray of Tequila shots we ordered on Mialy's birthday! 26 in total for 11 people. Supposedly. 4 of us ended up doing the honors. And the scary thing was that after 7 shots of Tequila, i didnt feel a thing!
Dont ask me what this has to do with the subject matter. I am just glad I could upload one damn picture!!! Achtung! I need a computer of my own!!!

An AIESECer in Fonterra

Its Friday and i am feeling all right!

I dont feel like going out tonight. Think I will just curl up in bed and read a good book tonite. But just thought I should share some major highlights of the past couple of weeks!

MIALY BIRTHDAY!
For those of you who dont know, Mialy is my flatmate from Madagascar and she turned 25 on August 26.
Woke her up with breakfast and had a surprise party/dinner for her in a restaurant and then the major highlight of the evening... went to a Korean Kareoke club and sang and danced our hearts out! What a trip!

AIESECer in Fonterra
I started running with some colleagues during our lunchbreak at work and had just got back from one of such runs. A bit sweaty and feeling sticky, I had a T-shirt on that had "AIESEC" emblazoned on the front. I got into the elevator to go down to the showers below the building when this petite looking woman in the lift with me exclaimed, 'Oh AIESEC! I used to be in AIESEC'
I made the right noises and politely excused myself when it got to my stop and thought no more of it. I was scheduled to attend a presentation by the Fonterra Global Account Manager for Nestle (Nestle is the biggest customer Fonterra has) later in the day however and yep... you guessed it! The petite looking woman turned out to be giving the presentation.
As it turned out, she was on the MC in New Zealand some 10 years, is based in Amsterdam, gave AIESEC the original contact that has led to Fonterra taking 8 trainees and boy was she excited to hear that! She insisted she wanted to meet up with all the trainees on her next visit to Auckland.

SKY TELEVISION ON
Yes my flatmates and I finally suscribed to cable TV and now I can watch Premiersip games LIVE! Although... they come up early on Sunday mornings. But hey who cares?!!!

Picture is of Auckland at night. I have a much nicer one but damn computer wont let me upload it.

Nico, hope you are kicking ass in Inbev! How do you say 'I think you are beautiful' in Romanian.

And oh by the way. I miss you too Yatwan.

Shoes Because I Want them...

I really need to buy a computer of my own!

I have been trying again for the last half hour to upload pics but Mialy's computer has some serious issues. A lot of major spyware on it... Case in point: get some heavy duty anti-virus when i buy my computer. Once I can afford it...


But meanwhile I bought me 4 new pairs of shoes!

Yeah Yeah... before you start on me, the shoe shop is having a sale, "buy two get one free!" SO I DID! And I threw in one for good measure! So I am the proud owner of ankle length black formal shoes, basket ball trainers, a pair of running shoes and a pair of brown skechers. YeeHaa!

Ehrm...(cough cough) forgive my enthusisasm but I realized when i got home that i hadnt bought a new pair of shoes JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO! I did buy a pair of Clarks in London but those.. I needed! And the beautiful thing is that Fonterra pays me just enough that i can afford to. hehe

AIESEC International Congress is on right now in Poland and it is quite cool to watch the virtual insanity campaign going on to bring the congress to people around on the world through the web. And also to read the blogs of my friends who are attending in their capacity as MCPs, MCVPs, AI members, YouCan Facis... A lot of memories being made right now!

But the funny thing is... I have absolutely no desire to be there. I am EXACTLY where I want to be, when I want to be! Mialy was reminiscing that she would have LOVED to be there. but after 4 ICs and more than 6 years of AIESEC... I am not missing IC. My first IC was in 2001, (also my best one) I missed 2002 and it WAS gut wrenching not to be there. But I more than made up for it with editions in 2003, 2004 and 2005.

So you guys and dudettes in Poland, make the best of your time in IC while I hold the fort down here in Auckland Aoetearoa. Exactly where I want to be!

At work and at Play

So there I was...

I was burning up the dance floor at the Backpackers Club in downtown Auckland. Twas just the kind of music i could dance to. Dance, hip-hop and R&B. When suddenly, Black Eyed Peas song "Lets get it Started" came on and i totally lost my ryhthm! I FULLY expected the whole club to stop, get in rows and start the line dance that Rajiv's AIESEC International team made so popular at IC in Germany!!

When that didnt happen, i just couldnt get my flowing moves back! Sheesh! I ended up collapsing on a couch laughing so hard at how long and hard it will take for me to get through a party without leading an AIESEC dance at least once.

Its been a month since i started my traineeship and the month has moved so fast! Lots to learn, lots to do, lots of new people to meet and I think its fair to say i have settled in quite nicely to this bubbling and active city. Lets see now...what have been the highlights of the last month...


OFFICE PARTY:
I work on Level one of the Group headquarters of Fonterra on the Middle East and Africa team. The Fonterra Customer Service has the USA, Oceania, Asia, Europe and Latin America teams who are all providing service for the 140 country network operations of the company.

There is also a brands, Nestle, Inventory and Order resolution teams who all play a part in the serious business of dairy production and sales for Fonterra. All in all, 150 people with as varied nationalities as an AIESEC International conference!

So we had a party where it was nice to see all the colleagues and bosses let their hair down and surprise surprise... I turn out to be one of the "talking points" for the ladies in the office. Dont know if that is a good or bad thing...

DEVONPORT TRIP:
Auckland is similar to Stockholm in the sense that there are a lot of outlying islands you could travel to for the day just like the Archipalego. So we (AIESEC interns) took a weekend trip to nice tiny island called Devonport. Filled with nice families, well paved streets and large parks, it seemed built for growing families.
We had lunch at a nice Peruvian restaurant and boy did I feel at home in that place! I have now concluded that I am a person of passion. Which is why the music, culture and passion of Latin America and Africa call out so strongly to me!

WORK
I am learning a lot in my time in Fonterra, my role demands an attention to detail and my experience in Sweden has gone such a LONG way to prepareing me for this role. And what do I do?

I happen to be an interface for a simple yet extensive process in getting dairy products from Cow to Customer! I move tonnes of milk products worth an average of US$300,000 across the world everyday. I am constantly in touch with product planners, Logistics, Account managers, Warehouses, packing plants etc...

In a nutshell!

Of course, there is a whole lot more to it but there you have the main gist!

Its a Friday night here now and i am meeting up with some of the other interns for a drink downtown. Dont know if i am up to it. Plan to spend my time in the Library tomorrow. The Auckland main Library has quite a collection I am told. (I wonder how i never got labled a 'dork' in high school!)

(I have been trying to upload some pics for the last half hour. I do think there might be spyware on Mialy's computer. Brand new computer too! I'll upload some good pics later!)

4G/160 Symonds Street Auckland. Pls come visit!!!

Comfortable bedroom. Master bedroom too!



Fully functioning kitchen with all kitchen ware


My front door. The number is 4G

How far? Its been quite a day!

A big bunch of people were at the Auckland International Airport to pick up the latest Fonterra intern and my newest flatmate Mialy. Mialy is from Madagascar and has moved here from Switzerland. I was there as well with Cris, Ina and about 9 other people. Mialy must have felt very welcome indeed.

So welcome Mialy to New Zealand, to Auckland, to 160 Symonds Street! Mialy is sleeping right now as there is an impromptu party scheduled for later this evening in our apartment. Trying to make a playlist for the party now actually...

I have been raving about the apartment so i thought it was time i show what it actally looks like. So some pics of the place all through this post.
Just a quick synopsis again. It came fully furnished and when i say fully furnished, I mean FULLY!!!
Its a 3 bedroom apartment and i will be sharing with Cris and Mialy from Brazil and Madagascar respectively. Beds, sofa, kitchenware, persian rug in the living room, dishwasher, TV and DVD player with surround system. Fully carperted all through and a Persian rug in the living room.


Watching TV in my snazzy new living room

There is airconditioning in the living room and in the Master bedroom (which i have :D). Washing machine, dryer, sheets on the beds, with duvets and blankets bedside lamps in each of the rooms and an extra heater in one of the smaller rooms. The only thing we had to buy was Crockery and pots and pans for the kichen.


Unpacking the shopping. From Left is Cris, Jan and Me

Jan, one of the nicest and prettiest girls i have had the pleasure of meeting and who is in AIESEC was very kind as to drive us to one of the big stores in a neighbouring surburb to do the shopping. She even went so far as to lend us money when we ran out! Thank you Jan!


Loading the shopping into Jan's car

Now I am off to prepare for the party which the AIESEC members have deemed will be hosted by us. Not much preparation though. Buy a few beers. Finish the playlist...

Went on an interesting Store visit to the South Island. Saw milk factory, port operations...but more on this later...














Posing with Cris and Jan

JAFAs, Dairy, Volcanoes and What Have You...

Ever Been in a Volcano

Ever Been in a Volcano before?

It has been exactly 10 days since I set foot in AOTEAROA. "Land of the Long
White Cloud" according to the Maori people here. Maori's are the largest minority
group in this predominately European descent populated island. (Actually its 2
islands but if you want a history and Geography lesson, go to Google)

In the ten days since I have been here, I have learnt much more about the
dairy industry, rolled all the way down into a volcano and found the coolest
apartment this far south of the hemisphere!

The Volcano Story...

AIESEC in Auckland has a tradition used to welcome trainees to the country.
Usually, trainees are driven straight from the airport to this 'activity' but
luckily for me, it was raining when I arrived in New Zealand and they were a
bunch of other trainees arriving on either side of me. So they decided to wait
for the weekend. Good thing they did too! After flying 27 hours and they took me
to this 'activity'...I reserve my comment!

So, the Saturday dawned bright, crisp and cold. I met up with Cristiane and
Carina, both from Brazil and the Philippines respectively and both new interns to Fonterra as well. We went to look at what has become our new apartment (more on this later) and all three of us joined up with AIESEC in AUckland members at the University.

I had been trying to fathom what sort of shape or form the reception activity could possibly take and I was imagining whipped cream in interesting places, or marsh mellows stuffed into the mouth... but my pitiful imagination could not have prepared me for what it actually was.
We were driven to the top of Mount Eden, a young volcano which only erupted some 500 years ago (I think). And although there was a clear sign at the rim of the volcano saying no one was allowed to go into the crater, there were already a bunch of AIESECers waiting for us in the volcano and a another bunch at the rim.

And yes...you guessed it... we were supposed to roll down into the 80ish degree, over 100 meters slope of the volcano.

With the JAFAs (Just Another Fucking Aucklander) urging us on, we dithered, complained, made excuses but eventually yours truly took the lead, dropped my scarf and hat and commenced to make my way down the slope. (Fine thing it would be if I commenced to break my neck in my first week in Auckland!) but not before we got told off by some conservationist lady who called us little kids for destroying a national monument for the sake of tradition (apparently the volcano crater is fragile hence the warning on the
rim). Below is a picture of me defying NZ laws and my natural predilection for self preservation. ( I am in the lead)

We did the NZ roll call in the crater of the volcano (This is the way we shear our sheep... shear our sheep... shear our sheep) and then we had to skedaddle out of the crater as someone screamed out that the cops were on the way! This turned out to be a false alarm. We had a Weetabix eating competition in which I came second and had the damn stuff stuck
in my teeth for the rest of the day! Never eat it dry ladies and gentlemen, (but it is fantastic with warm milk and fruit for breakfast as I have come to find out!)

The view from the top of Mount Eden is absolutely fantastic and you can see the whole of Auckland for miles and miles. Wouldn't be a bad place to propose undying love and devotion to your soul mate. (I wonder if they have one of those in New Zealand, especially for young bucks like me!) Below is a picture of me proclaiming new found love to the drink of the land. L&P it is called and you have to taste it to understand...And you can also see the wonderful landscape I was talking about, behind me.

Twas a pretty chilled out day the rest of the day. We went to the beach afterwards, the beach (or some sort of water) is never that far away in Auckland. Just Like in Stockholm! But in Auckland, you can have a fun filled day in the sun on the beach IN WINTER! Which
was exactly what we did. Fish and Chips and Movenpick ice cream provided fare for the afternoon!

Work has been absolutely....overwhelming! I have learned more about the Dairy Industry in the last one week than I have in the last five years. I work with a really great bunch of people and one of my colleagues is I swear a re-incarnation (or twin sister) of Lucy Morgan! "Oh My God Its Amazing" and the personality and the happy atmosphere....sheesh! The floor I work on has 150 odd people and since it is a customer service for the largest company in New Zealand dealing with all regions of the world, its a pretty diverse atmosphere. Just
like...hmmm...reminds me of a similar organization I was involved with recently at leadership level...hmmmm (heheheheh)

Middle East Team which I work on has kiwis, Mexicans, an Iranian, a Swede, 2 Indians and an Englishman on it. Then there is the USA team, Latin America team, Asia team, Oceania team, Brands team, Inventory team....Gosh! I am still working my way through them of course trying to meet people. And there are of course 7 AIESEC interns (that's the name of that organization!!!) on the floor, Eunnie from Korea on Asia team; Christina
from Germany and Tanya from Russia on Europe team; Cristiane from Brazil and Anna from Ecuador on Latin America team; Carina from Philippines on USA team and of course me!

And there will be Mialy from Madagascar joining us in August. She
will be on the middle East team with me and also be sharing the apartment with Cristiane and I. Does anyone out there know any Madagascans? Below is a picture of all the AIESEC interns in Auckland. (I should always remember to face the sun) The guy next to me is Jerone from the Netherlands but he works in Ernst &Young.

(From Left:
exchange student from Germany; Ina-Philippines; Jerone-Netherlands;
Ladi; Anna-Ecuador; Christina-Germany; Eunnie-Korea and Cris-Brazil. Tanya from
Russia is missing)

Shoot!

Now I have to run. A couple of colleagues of mine are coming to help us move our stuff from the LCP's house to our new apartment. YAY! Us, being Cris and I. Tell you all about the apartment in the next post! Have to run now!

Kiwiland. At Last!

No 9, Almorah Place Epsom, Auckland.

I am sitting in the study of this charming, elegant and stately house. It is home to David Benjamin's family (LCP of AIESEC in Auckland and a really nice chap to boot!)

And I never want to see another aeroplane again ever!

23 hours flying time, 27 in total for the trip from London to Auckland and I am finally here in Auckland. The longest trip by plane I have had the pleasure of taking and if I dont get on another plane for a year, that would be just fine. Downside...only those who TRULY love me will be convinced to come and visit me in the coming couple of years!

But first how did my trip go? Emirates is a good airline but I defintely think the hype surrounding them is a bit over the hedge! I went to pick up my ticket on Thursday July 15 at the Emirates office in London and it went without a hitch. I had been a bit anxious because my flight was the next day Friday and I had been informed that I could pick up my ticket at the airport if I wanted. So it was a sense of relief that I got the paper ticket in my hand.

But come Friday night, I got to the airport with all my lugagge and my big sister in tow and was informed by the check in officer I couldnt board the flight!!! Why? Apparently, the flight was transiting through Australia and I needed a transit visa to land there. I took a look at my ticket again and pointed out that this itinierary was not reflected on the ticket... and why didnt the dude who took my money at the Emirates office inform me of this. He took a good long look at my passport when he issued the damn ticket!

The nice Emirates officer in charge was very nice I have to say, but powerless to help me. The best she could do was re-book me for Monday night July 17 (when i was supposed to start work) and advise me to go to the Australian High Commission on Monday morning and try and get the transit visa!!!

Bollocks, Buggger, Goddamnit...were some of the milder words that came to my mind!

Anyway, I made my back with my sister on the Gatwick Express and spent a very LONG weekend in London. (Except for the one pleasure of meeting up for a family dinner on Sunday where I met up with a whole bunch of cousins including one I hadnt seen in 5 years and who got married earlier this year. See you in the US soon Eni and Ryan!)

On Monday morning, I was at the Australian High Commission at 9am and it went without a hitch again! The consular did ask me why the Melbourne transit was not reflected on my ticket (Good Question!) and she had to call the Emirates office to confirm this. For a supposedly World Class airline, isnt their reputation built in such mundane details? Especially when some of their customers hold a Nigerian passport and need such details?

The folks in New Zealand were understandbly upset when they got my message on Friday to say i had been denied boarding. We (I and the other interns) were supposed to start on July 10. Amy, MCP New Zealand was very emphatic in urging me to action and not to feel sorry for myself... hehehehehehe... You meet a lot of hedges on the way when you are moving across the world and have only a month to arrange it all I guess! (Forgive the constant reference to 'hedge'. Just saw the movie)

Anyway... I got to the airport nice and early on Monday evening and good thing I did too! In trying to check me in...the system again refused to print my boarding pass and lugagge transfer tag. I spent another half hour waiting while the Emirates ground staff called Australia and got the immigration office in Canberra to override the automatic block on the system. Apparently, because the transit visa had been issued earlier in the day, it hadnt been registered properly in their systems. But eventually it was cleared and i got my boarding pass!

And so began the trip.

LONDON TO DUBAI - 6 hours 50mins (You were right Toyin, it IS NOT 10 hours)
TRANSIT IN DUBAI - 3 hours (I have to go back for a holiday in Dubai! What an airport!)
DUBAI TO MELBOURNE - 12 hours 55 mins (Sat beside a nice teenage girl who's an ardent Spurs fan! And didnt manage to get through the 500 channels on my personal TV screen!)
TRANSIT IN MELBOURNE - 1 hour 30 mins (NO ONE even looked at the DAMN Transit Visa)
MELBOURNE TO AUCKLAND - 3 hours (Not a lot of weekend trips abroad i guess)

I arrived in Auckland International Airport bum weary and slack eyed! Immigration went pretty fast but then i got to customs and was asked some seemingly routine questions,
'Did you pack your bags yourself?' - YES
'Are you bringing in any food?' - NO
'Are you bringing in any plants...' - NO

And so on...but then the blonde pretty girl directed me to Aisle 4 and to walk along the Blue Line. The Blue Line took me to a customs area where i got a further shock! There were passengers with their lugagge on these metal tables and with customs officials going through their stuff. When i say 'going through their stuff', i mean taking each item of clothing and shaking it out one by one!!!

I watched with mounting disbelief as the same questions as above were asked to the passengers and then some. I started racking my brains to see if any my sisters might have packed some foodstuff or organic material into my bags. I felt secure as I specifically remembered saying No to my eldest sister when she tried to press some preservatives and stuff on me! But i still couldnt believe the detailed searches that were going on in front of me.

Eventually after staying about an hour on the queue, it got to my turn and i put my stuff on the table and subsequently wasnt allowed to touch them anymore. I had to sign a declaration form stating that i wasnt carrying any contraband and i guess this would have served as a basis for prosecuting me if they did find anything!

The customs officer then proceeded to ask me a lot of immigration sounding questions all over again. Where had i lived for the last one year? What was I coming to New Zealand for? Did i have any documentation proving this... Eventually, he only poked his hands into my laptop bag and retrieved my documents from Fonterra, made some copies and then asked me to put my lugagge back on the trolley and come with him.

I was spared the indignity of having my underwear strewn all over the airport but still had to put my bags through an X-ray machine where I got another fright. The X-ray machine showed up three ball like items and they asked me again if i had any food on me and what were those three balls. I told them i didnt have a clue and we would have to open up my suitcase. I did and suddenly realized what the three balls were a split second before we got to them. Herbal Soap. I wondered if this fell under the list of contraband items and had a 10 second period of adrenaline rush. Eventually, the 3 customs officials just said, 'Ah, its just soap..', asked me to zip up my bag and wished me a pleasant stay in New Zealand! PHEW!

I came out to the arrivals hall and had 2 AIESECers there waiting for me with a gift pack from AIESEC Auckland and some Newspapers.(Not really sure myself heheh) The grand reception they had planned for me on Sunday fell through as this was Wednesday and most people had classes. I stepped into the wet, rainy day, into the car and chatted with Franklin and Riduan all the way to David's place. David was at school himself but his nice mum showed me to my room where i had a shower and i checked my email in David's room afterwards. Apparently, Cristiane arrived on Monday and Ina is arriving tomorrow (today) as well. We all start on Friday so i have the whole of Thursday to try and beat this Jet Lag.

So now it is 4:20am NZT, but obviously still after 5pm in London. I have slept for some 8 hours already and will try and get through Thursday without sleeping again. It has been a roller coaster of a trip and I have to send out emails now to people that I have arrived safely. Already there is some sort of party on Saturday for us all and i am looking forward to meeting all the AIESEC and Fonterra people!

Kene left me with some advice on Thursday last week, 'Approach all new ideas and experiences with an inquiring mind...' I intend to do just this in my new country of residence!

Hello Kiwiland!

Ode to Stockholm...

This is not my real tribute to my home for the last one year.


Rather this is more of a nostalgic post. I am sitting on the couch in the living room in the MC apartment, working on Aron´s Mac. My Bag is packed (I hope it is less than 20kg), I had my goodbye chillout yesterday (very secretly pleased at the number of people that showed), hugged Maria goodbye this morning as we both got lumps in our throat and watery eyes.

My plane to London leaves in a few hours and i am getting such mixed feelings. I had my application for visa to the UK denied last Friday after almost 3 weeks, i re-applied on Monday and got it the same day! My flight from London to Auckland should be paid for now... I will have a few days to spend with my sisters at least and i am thankful for that.

Good bye Stockholm... I will miss you... I will miss the winter (Believe it) I will miss the summer (glad i have the enduring memory of Stockholm in summer) and most of all i will miss the people. Friends, colleagues, trainees, strangers on the subway.... All such beautiful people!

Requiem for a Dream!
PS
Let the kiwi adventure begin!!!