There is this song we used to sing in AIESEC Nigeria back in the days. We sang it to the tune of a Christian melody./..
"Since I was Born...
And Now I am old...
I have never seen a woman Naked...!"
"Ladi have you seen?
(And then I answer) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON O NON ON
I have never seen a woman naked!
Well I just saw a woman in the nude!
It is 03:27am and I am taking a break on my graveyard shift in The Quadrant. 30 mins ago however, I was delivering room service to a room and a woman who was completely in the nude (and piss drunk) opened the door. She was completely unaware of her nudity and she didnt notice I was in total shock for a few seconds!!!
I stammered something incoherent and passed across the tray I was holding. She took it, placed it on the table behind her, signed the check and closed the door.
I made it to the elevator before I collapsed in a heap laughing like crazy!!!
I just had to share this immediately which is why I rushed to the computer in the staff room. CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!
On another note...
Notice I refer to the woman as "...being in the nude". She was NOT naked. Can anyone tell the difference?
1 comment:
Now I can see that you and Amit spend to much time together..we had a similar conversation on our trip to Madrid:)
But good to see you are doing well and enjoying "the view" of life!:)
Kisses,
Nico
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