"My Girlfriend's Diary"

~"I looked at the latest entry in my girlfriend's diary and read the following..."

I think my relationship is hitting the rocks.

It all started yesterday when my boyfriend became really moody and wouldnt talk to me. I asked him what was wrong and he just shrugged his shoulders and muttered "nothing'.

I wondered if he might still be mad at me over the arguement we had last week about the dishes? It was a minor arguement that really spiralled out of control. He was moody the whole day yesterday and I decided that if he hadnt snapped out of it by this morning, I would have to do something really drastic! Meanwhile, we made love last night and it seemed to be lacking that special something. Although I had 2 orgasms, his mind didnt seem to be there.

So this morning, I asked him if he wanted to go shopping and again that non-commital shrug while he muttered, "anything you want dear". He hates shopping!!! I took him on a whirlwind shopping spree downtown and bought a whole load of stuff and get this... I checked it all to HIS credit card and he didnt even blink an eyelid!!!

I then took him to this nice fancy restaurant where we had our first date AND our first kiss and I tried to get him to talk to me and tell me what was wrong. But he seemed distracted and kept insisting that there was nothing the matter.

By this time I was getting desperate. I had bought this nice silk negligee during our shopping spree and when we got home, I rushed into the bathroom, slipped into the negligee, put on the perfume he got for me at Christmas and got him into the bedroom where I managed to seduce him. The sex was really awesome this time but I just felt like something was still missing. When I tried to cuddle with him afterwards, he just fell asleep!!!

I am sitting up in bed now listening to him snore and I just know that there is something wrong. But why wont he talk to me about it????

My entry in my diary for the corresponding period was as follows:

"My Football team Chelsea, lost to Liverpool yesterday. But at least I had GREAT sex two nights in a row."~

PS
Above ancedote shows that Men really are from Mars and Women from Venus.
Chelsea DID lose to Liverpool but I dont have the slightest chance in hell of 'getting it' two nights in a row. At least not just yet!